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How sexist can men be?
The time has finally come...
Men strike back! ! !
How many men does it take to
open a beer?
None. It should
be open when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really
bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't
even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller
feet than men?
It's one of those
"evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen
sink.
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How do you know when a woman
is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence
with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's
watch?
You don't.There
is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up
long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at
the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of
course.He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male
Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what
she's told.
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Scientists have discovered a
food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their
wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to
men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and
still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God
created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and
rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor
Man has rested.
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Send this to the few good men
who need a laugh, and to the select few women who can handle the truth...
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